I think I’m coming down with a cold. My nose has been running like a faucet, and I’m filling trash cans with tissues at home. Anyways, this led me to think about a great way to help reduce waste, that’s also an important part of snowboarding. The “snot rocket”.
Also known as the “farmer blow”, “power snot”, and I’m sure many other awesome names I’m not aware of. For those of you who don’t know, or pretend not to know acting as if you’re too fancy, or too civilized for such a maneuver… (douche bag), the snot rocket is when you either A) plug up one nostril and blow so the snot flies freely from the opposite nostril, or B) close a nostril by pushing a thumb against it, and blow. Personally, I’m a plugger… but as far as I know, there’s no specific benefit with this technique.
There’s also a legend of the “Look-Ma blow”. Dubbed the Look-Ma because it requires no hands. Just tilt your head back, close your mouth, and blow out of both nostrils. The only times I can see this being appropriate, is if you have no hands, or have pretty much given up all self respect, but to each his own. I’ve also included with this post a chart, or outline where it is and is not appropriate to power snot.
