its still a bad film no doubt, but i had more fun gettin motion sick of “the bourne ultimatum.” no joke. i am more than sure i am really drunk in my former ramblings and you will rip me apart because of that, but no worries, i have many horrible/awesome pics of you including but not limited to the best double method i have ever witnessed in person. just think about that before you retort…

ever want to watch robot fight in a movie that doesnt look like it was shot by 7 year old? yeah me too.

me and schlicks could do better than this on a two day vacation stuck in the middle of the austrailian outback in the middle of a sandstorm. (just think about it, those conditions suck a dick but arent really that differnt from the all too long climax and dissapointment of this film)

lets get serious. theres a hot girl (terrible actress as you have all but admitted), robots fighting in but battles where you can tell anything except who is who (maybe a ploy to make up for sub-par special effects? i dont know im just sayin…) and some more terrible acting… (his one or two day college roomy who more than made up for a bunch of hispanic stereotypes and horrid comic relief), (lets not be reminded of john turturro who was amazing in “the big lebowski” but lacks more than a little in this role!).

the bottome line is, forester, in all of my rambling drunken whatevas, you my friend are wrong. and though i do not know dumont as i know you (and your almost lookin finished, needs more work so its legit, chest tattoo) i suspect you can probly argue better than you can argue with him or me, you are still wrong. transformers is shit. god i wish it was good but after so many minutes of watchin i dont know what but fighting i dont know what bot, i just dont care anymore. pure micheal bay shitshow as usual.

give me armageddon. at least i can laugh at steve buschemi and owen wilson. thank you. happy 4th. (p.s. forester, you can suck it. and tom says hi)