Bittery Ass Monday
Today marks the first day of the off season at Stowe Mountain. Making me feel a little bit bitter. Of course we had a really good last day, bluebird, warm weather, soft park and some brews and a bar-b-q going in the parking lot, so I guess I can only bitch so much, plus, I’m in heavy need of some healing since I’ve been pretty sore for the past month or so.
Anyways, here’s something funny I was thinking about. So the “Upper Decker” is a pretty traditional prank. If you don’t know what that is, google it.
The downfalls are, in the words of Brandon Dicamillo, “shit is rank”.
So here’s a more work friendly version of the upper decker.
If you fill the top tank with a bunch of red food coloring and other assorted non-crap crap, like the innards of an uncooked Italian sausage it could be pretty awesome.
Especially rad if that guy leaves without doing a glance back to make sure stuff went down ok. Then the next person will go in there, hopefully seeing the non-checker leave, and be like man, the toilets full of blood and flesh, what’s up with that guy.
Maybe it’s not that awesome, but really, what’s 2 minutes out of your day.
*Typically at the end of a Blog post, I would put a photo that would relate to what’s in the post. Instead, we’ll go with the photo of “Judgmental Cowboy Curtis”, if you think this was the wrong move, please google image “Dirty Toilet”, and you’ll know I did the right thing.